Elisabeth Epps
May 2013
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April 2013
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March 2012
1 post
Child Thanks Weatherman For School Visit With Delightfully Insane Letter (via @Gawker) →
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I like everything about this, especially: “when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave.”
A young boy named Flint really, really enjoyed a visit to his school by a local weatherman and has seen fit to promise Weatherman Ramon that if things turn out the way he expects them to, he will be taken care of.
February 2012
2 posts
There Was a Little Girl
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,*
But when she was bad she was horrid…
*Apparently, often misquoted as “She was very, very good.” I tend to prefer this erroneous recitation to the unedited original, no doubt b/c the flawed rendition is the one I was raised reciting.
